Just poured Coca-Cola into my coffee because it was in the place in my fridge where the milk usually is. So I think it’s safe to say I would actually fall for any trap which Agent 47 has ever laid.
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looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic.
Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail
Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol
we have gone astray
He also fucking drowned himself. I feel like your forgetting that. Like I get what your saying but. The word “Narcissist” comes from his name. Like he died looking at his own reflection. Like he would NOT STOP looking at his own reflection- I feel like we could make a better parallel here. You could make plenty of social commentary using Narcissus- J-just, like. He drowned himself. FYI. JSYK. BTW.
we cannot make a better parallel. this ancient myth is about clout and likes.
George: "They transmuted me Jerry! Transmuted me!"
Jerry: "I know you needed cash but you can't just sign up for any old alchemical experiment! Those guys got no guild!"
Elaine: "Look on the bright side. Now that you're made of pure mercury, you can sleep in a barrel. Save a ton on rent."
(Kramer enters)
Kramer: Jerry! Jerry! Constantinople just fell to Mehmed II!













